More Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

C: (picking up a copy of Little Women): Is this a book about really short people?
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C:  You know, I eat every good book I read.
B: ...Excuse me?
C:  I like to feel as though the book's really part of me. So, when I've finished, I rip the pages up and put them in my food. ------------
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C (buying a copy of Gulliver's Travels): I'm thinking of going travelling, so I thought I'd give this a read to give me ideas of places to go. He seems to have gone to some really crazy parts of the world!
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C (holding up an art book): Wow. Picasso must have gone out with some really ugly women.
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B (picks up a copy of Charlotte's Web and holds it to show his sister): What's this about?
G: It's about a wimpy pig, and a spider called Charlotte who spins a web of lies and deceit.
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(A woman is looking at a copy of Gone with the Wind)
Her son: Is that a book about farts?
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